I’m not fucking lying. I swear to god that’s what he said to me when he walked up to the bar. It was the worst pick up line I’ve ever heard, and believe me baby, I’ve heard them all.
Please tell me you fucked with his head just a little.
Ugh, guys can be so ridiculous at times. They can be so lazy when it comes to things. especially my attention. You do not get rewarded for just effort, you have to be creative.
What !? That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.
You should let me join you.
I need to get seriously fucked up tonight. Tuesday night or not.
I’m one hundred percent now, if you cared to know. How are you, Mina?
I didn’t say I cared, I was just wondering.
I’m peachy, can’t you tell?
Does the answer to that particularly interest you or are you only wondering because questions are easy to ask?
Questions are easy to ask.
The last time we spoke you kind of upset also, I was just wondering. I’m not even sure you remember that.